1) The last time I puked was Sunday. Way to go champ....you just recovered from ebola and went on a drinking binge. Luckily your husband fed you bread after said puking until you passed out.
2) I am a Michael Jackson FANATIC and may or may not have watched THIS VIDEO a million times at work yesterday. (I did)
3) I get INCREDIBLY HYPER after eating any sort of sweets after dinner. Mark is not impressed.
4) I enjoy air-humping in front of windows if I know a friend may be watching.
5) I may or may not have been dragged on stage after a costume contest, not during Halloween, and lip-synched Madonna...looking the part.
6) My husband and I can't drink hard liquor together at the same time otherwise we will likely create World War III.
7) The one thing I envy about someone else would be their ability to sing.
8) No matter what, if someone says the lyrics to any song while they are talking, I immediately bust out in song and sing said lyrics. It's very professional at work.
9) I crowned myself Head Day Bitch at work. Why? Because Bitches Get Shit Done.
10) Every morning I listen to AC/DC's, "TNT" and march my ass into work. Start the day on an ass-kicking foot!
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ReplyDeleteGood grief. Are we related? "Bitches get stuff done" is my work motto and I've been known to exclaim it loudly when I get stuff done (and its awesome). I'm also a huge MJ fan and I was not happy with the hologram performance this past weekend. I too enjoy AC/DC (reminds me of my days growing up in a pool hall). I can't sing and I feel like if I could, I'd have the whole package. And air humping is the best!
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ReplyDeleteWhatever #9 is, I dig it!!
ReplyDeletebahahah if you read Head Day Bitch fast it sounds really, really dirty! And makes me think of Bill Clinton. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteI also get envious of others who can sing :( In the future I've decided to take vocal training at some point in my life lol I saw that MJ video of that kid - wow that is IMPRESSIVE! Love the last line in that mini report: It's exactly like MJ would have wanted to come back ... as a skinny white man." Priceless. Hope you're having a great Mem day weekend Tia! -Iva
ReplyDeleteI love MJ and I may or may not have every single song ever sang by him on my ipod. I use to have the white glove and a purple purse with his picture on it. I loved him. I break out in dance with Thriller comes on.
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