Happy Halloween Ghouls and Guys!!
For Halloween I get the honor of teaming up with Kristin at Hopelessly Ever After and linking up a spooky and festive Halloween Drink!!
Mine is a slight modification via Martha Stewart called Bloody Scary
ooohhhhHHHHH OOOOOHHHHhhhhhhh (those are scary ghost sounds.....obv)
Ready? Let's get mixing!
Oct 29, 2013
I think I have Ebola, and here's why
If you follow me on Facebook, you know I stayed home sick today.
I may or may not have contracted Ebola and may or may not be high as Hell off of Benadryl.
So here are the reasons that are probably leading to me dying a slow death by drowning in a pile of my own snot.
Nice visual, eh? You're welcome.
I may or may not have contracted Ebola and may or may not be high as Hell off of Benadryl.
So here are the reasons that are probably leading to me dying a slow death by drowning in a pile of my own snot.
Nice visual, eh? You're welcome.
Oct 23, 2013
Costume Par-tay
I wanted to start off this post real quick like with a little shout out to all the new followers of my TBags.
Hey there!
I hope you are, at best, dismally impressed.
I spend minutes working on what I spew out of my mouthhole and onto the interwebs every couple of days.
I wanted to reach out and support Kristin, but seeing as I didn't actually know how these giveaways work, or how to promote them, I am SHOCKED, to say the least, of how many of you want to support ME as well.
Or maybe you just really, really want some free goodies.
Which is fine too.
Let's not kid ourselves.
Hey there!
I hope you are, at best, dismally impressed.
I spend minutes working on what I spew out of my mouthhole and onto the interwebs every couple of days.
I wanted to reach out and support Kristin, but seeing as I didn't actually know how these giveaways work, or how to promote them, I am SHOCKED, to say the least, of how many of you want to support ME as well.
Or maybe you just really, really want some free goodies.
Which is fine too.
Let's not kid ourselves.
Oct 21, 2013
Just Say Yes
It's Monday.
I had a rather successful and fulfilling weekend seeing as it started out on kind of a shitty note.
See, remember that Halloween Movie Marathon I was planning for?
Well, it didn't happen.
I had a slew of cancellations at the 11th hour and the last chunk of them happened as I was standing in Binny's.
The bright side?
I had yet to make any serious purchases for the evening. Besides booze, but that's alright with me.
But I was bummed.
So I went home and had a pity party to Bayou.
I really was upset.
I started doubting my likeability as a person, my ability to throw parties, the whole shebang.
Do I smell? Am I the smelly girl that people play nice around but really don't want to see?
I had a rather successful and fulfilling weekend seeing as it started out on kind of a shitty note.
See, remember that Halloween Movie Marathon I was planning for?
Well, it didn't happen.
I had a slew of cancellations at the 11th hour and the last chunk of them happened as I was standing in Binny's.
The bright side?
I had yet to make any serious purchases for the evening. Besides booze, but that's alright with me.
But I was bummed.
So I went home and had a pity party to Bayou.
I really was upset.
I started doubting my likeability as a person, my ability to throw parties, the whole shebang.
Do I smell? Am I the smelly girl that people play nice around but really don't want to see?
Oct 18, 2013
Halloween Movie Night
I think my age is showing.
No worries, my coo is covered.
I'm just saying that this Halloween, although I am DEFINITELY in the spirit of the holidayz, I don't have much desire to figure out a good costume, or to wear said costume anywhere, or all that jazz.
No, this year I wanted to host a little spooky gathering with some ladies of the night, sit back, watch some scary movies, drink some spooky libations and eat some spooky food.
That's right, Martha Stewart the shit out of one night.
Well friends, that night is tomorrow.
And guess what I have planned?
Not a damn thing.
No worries, my coo is covered.
I'm just saying that this Halloween, although I am DEFINITELY in the spirit of the holidayz, I don't have much desire to figure out a good costume, or to wear said costume anywhere, or all that jazz.
No, this year I wanted to host a little spooky gathering with some ladies of the night, sit back, watch some scary movies, drink some spooky libations and eat some spooky food.
That's right, Martha Stewart the shit out of one night.
Well friends, that night is tomorrow.
And guess what I have planned?
Not a damn thing.
Oct 17, 2013
GROUP GIVEAWAY and Fancy Drink Link-up!!
Good morning party people!!
I am honored to join a group of fabulous blogging ladies (and avid drinkers, I might add) to do two things:
Share a delicious libation with Kristin at Hopelessly Ever After
And....
since she has reached 200 followers, we are all helping her celebrate by gifting you fine folks with some
FREE SHIT!!
I am contributing a $25 Giftcard to Pier 1 just in time to buy yo' self some fun holiday decor for your house!! Class it up a bit!
Check out what the other ladies are offering as well!!
You have a few options to enter the contest.
1) Lank your drank. You will get points for submitting a drink and linking up with us.
2) Using the Rafflecopter below, Follow Gilded on Facebook and GFC (Google Friends Connect, for non-blogging folks)
Got it? Aaaaand GO!!
I am honored to join a group of fabulous blogging ladies (and avid drinkers, I might add) to do two things:
Share a delicious libation with Kristin at Hopelessly Ever After
And....
since she has reached 200 followers, we are all helping her celebrate by gifting you fine folks with some
FREE SHIT!!
I am contributing a $25 Giftcard to Pier 1 just in time to buy yo' self some fun holiday decor for your house!! Class it up a bit!
Check out what the other ladies are offering as well!!
You have a few options to enter the contest.
1) Lank your drank. You will get points for submitting a drink and linking up with us.
2) Using the Rafflecopter below, Follow Gilded on Facebook and GFC (Google Friends Connect, for non-blogging folks)
Got it? Aaaaand GO!!
Oct 15, 2013
A typical morning
Every morning I wake up with my first alarm only to hit snooze and
spend those next eight minutes "shopping" my closet for what to wear
that day, deciding if I need rain boots, which coat, what accessories,
what I need to bring for work, etc.
The next alarm goes off and I jump out of bed.
Not literally, I did that once and tripped over my phone cord, grabbed onto the drapery to brace myself, then took the entire thing down as I landed on my side.
Getting up the past few days has been a bit of a challenge.
See, I took my first hot yoga class over the weekend, and, while I have attended many in the past, it's been a spell since those days.
The instructor had me twisting into different poses that I wasn't familiar with and the chances of me breaking a rib seemed likely.
Needless to say I'm a bit busted.
Like your mom after a busy Tuesday.
The next alarm goes off and I jump out of bed.
Not literally, I did that once and tripped over my phone cord, grabbed onto the drapery to brace myself, then took the entire thing down as I landed on my side.
Getting up the past few days has been a bit of a challenge.
See, I took my first hot yoga class over the weekend, and, while I have attended many in the past, it's been a spell since those days.
The instructor had me twisting into different poses that I wasn't familiar with and the chances of me breaking a rib seemed likely.
Needless to say I'm a bit busted.
Like your mom after a busy Tuesday.
Oct 11, 2013
Rough Patch
And I'm not talking about my heels.
Gross out.
No, I'm talking about how Bayou and I are running circles through a seemingly never ending cycle of who can out-degrade the other one.
Like, I might stab him in his sleep and maybe laugh about it.
Just kidding.Not really.
Gross out.
No, I'm talking about how Bayou and I are running circles through a seemingly never ending cycle of who can out-degrade the other one.
Like, I might stab him in his sleep and maybe laugh about it.
Just kidding.
Oct 9, 2013
Running Makes me DO. Number TWO.
Dudes.
I have had a revelation.
A revelation in the skinnies!
Some may think that running is good cardio and burns calories and whips you into shape.
But those fools would be wrong.
What it triggers is another problem.
*DISCLAIMER*
It's about to get shitty up in here. Lit-rally.
I have had a revelation.
A revelation in the skinnies!
Some may think that running is good cardio and burns calories and whips you into shape.
But those fools would be wrong.
What it triggers is another problem.
*DISCLAIMER*
It's about to get shitty up in here. Lit-rally.
Oct 8, 2013
This is Halloween
Wow.
What a sad sap I was last week. I hate those weeks!
I kicked it into high gear this weekend and forced myself to stop actin' a fool and start acting more like a normal human being.
I am sure you are glad as well.
I don't normally do weekend recaps but this one was jam packed with good times.
To me anyways.
I hardly left the house.
All I need to make me happy are mountains of Halloween decor just waiting to be assembled, and some decent weather to do it in!
What a sad sap I was last week. I hate those weeks!
I kicked it into high gear this weekend and forced myself to stop actin' a fool and start acting more like a normal human being.
I am sure you are glad as well.
I don't normally do weekend recaps but this one was jam packed with good times.
To me anyways.
I hardly left the house.
All I need to make me happy are mountains of Halloween decor just waiting to be assembled, and some decent weather to do it in!
Oct 4, 2013
The sads
If you follow me on Facebook, then you know I posted a sad comment last night.
Sorry people, it's not always sunshine and roses.
I am usually one to spew hilariousness, and sometimes rage, and sometimes some motivation, but the sads tend to stay on lock down.
Sorry people, it's not always sunshine and roses.
I am usually one to spew hilariousness, and sometimes rage, and sometimes some motivation, but the sads tend to stay on lock down.
Oct 2, 2013
Time...why you punish me?
And now I have Hootie and the Blowfish in my head.
After reading through some of my favorite blog posts today, I noticed a trend.
Reminiscing about where we were one year ago today.
I thought this was rather fitting, and, lucky for me, I have been blogging for over a year and can look back to what I said.
The beginning of October 2012 had my panties in quite a bunch, it seemed.
After reading through some of my favorite blog posts today, I noticed a trend.
Reminiscing about where we were one year ago today.
I thought this was rather fitting, and, lucky for me, I have been blogging for over a year and can look back to what I said.
The beginning of October 2012 had my panties in quite a bunch, it seemed.
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