Sorry Mama....it's too funny not to share with the masses!
TBag: My crotch is a size 4 and my waist is a size two....I know this because the last three pairs of jeans busted in the crotch before I had a chance to wear them out. What types of exercises would you recommend for a smaller crotch? Kegels? Thrusting? LOL
Mink Ass Mama: I'm Dying. Ummm. I'd go with extra thrusting but watch out during pregnancy for an even bigger crotch. Scary.
TBag: Seriously girl....what if after birth I am stuck waddling for the rest of my life because it ends up looking like udders?
Mink Ass Mama: I'm not going to lie...that's definitely possible! Oye the waddling....
TBag: Awesome. I can see it now. It's summer, and Bayou and I are outside. He thrust slightly to adjust his schweaty balls and I thrust to unglue my labia stuck to my thigh. SE-XY!
Mink Ass Mama: I just choked on my coffee!!
TBag: What if it ends up sagging so much I trip over it while picking up Legos? Has anyone ever gone to the ER for something like that? Elephantitus Labia?
Mink Ass Mama: Um Ewww, I'm sure someone has had that but YOU won't!!!
TBag: Yea and even if I do, I'm pretty craft. I could fashion a labia holster that keeps 'em rolled up.
Mink Ass Mama: Exactly!
And after this conversation I was trolling around on Pinterest and found this gem. You're Welcome.
Soggy TBags and Saggy Vag's 4 life.
