A whole lotta nothing....

So dudes.
I don't know what has gotten into me recently.
I mentioned briefly last night on Facebook that I have been in this weird, dismal, mood....A LOT...recently, and two fabulous ladies immediately commented saying I'm probably preggers.

Which...don't get me wrong, would be awesome, I just can't fathom that this funk and bad mood can stem from something so monumental as THAT.

Plus, it's way too early.
I'm not putting any bets on me spitting piss and vinegar on the fact that I am growing another human.
The Googles told me to knock it off...it's not a thing.

Shoveling and Squatting

What is up heauxs
(totally stealing that word from you Val, hope your sassy ass doesn't mind!)

Let's get with my plan for this week.
It's good to try and have an idea of what you want to accomplish with workouts, and set yourself up to succeed. I should probably start taking my own advice more consistently as well.

Riding the maintenance work out pony

Guess what happens when another blogger, I won't name names, *Ahem* Holly, holds you accountable for your fitness journey and send you praise but the reality if your fitness journey is now basically non-existent?

Oh right.....you get back on that damn horse and keep it rockin'.

Here's what I have been up to:

I'm still here....

Hi.

I'm still here.

Swearsies.

Just been hyper focused on some stuff in my life that I can't exactly control, but am doing everything in my power to make the impossible, possible.

It's been hard to write, and I didn't want to write anything lame just to fill space.

Shocking, I know, because I'm real good at rambling.

Anyways....more junk in the future. 

Stay Classy, my friends.

MIA TBag. Out.

These two don't know how good they have it. A letter to my dogs....

Dear Crash and Burn,

Ever since I got my first real paycheck and considered myself responsible, I always knew there would be dogs in my life regardless of any spouses, friends, or family.

Bulldogs, to be specific.

But I never would have thought my life would be how it is these days with you two.

Technologic

Let's talk about gadgets, shall we?

So....about a year ago I flipped my shit trying to upload and edit a video on YouTube.

Flipped out so much that I launched my laptop across the room.

Buh bye hard drive.

Hurry up and wait

I've been staring at this blank blogger template for days.
OK..not days but like, many minutes, for the past two days.

I'm all....."I don't have anything to write about!! How can this be??"

And then I just stopped thinking (hardy har...I know...it's not hard for me to do that)
and realized WHY I can't think of anything to write about.

Trials and Tribulations of living in a New Old House

oh hey!
So we realized all too quickly last night that we wouldn't get any trick-or-treaters.

Why?
Forgetting that fact that we don't actually live in one of "those" subdivisions...you know the ones: