Sex Confession

I am about to confess all sorts of goodies today, because I feel that AWESOME and it's awesome to feel awesome.

(disclaimer: I apologize to any family members who stumble upon this post, it might be best if you don't continue on. But if you do, I don't want to hear about it at Thanksgiving. All my love.)

And with that, let's get dirty.

No, that's not me. Sorry.

Ever since we just decided to stop timing sex around the days that I thought were good for TTC, and just committed to doing it every other day, I can honestly say my overall attitude with life has changed.

I am straight up happy.
I let things slide. I don't get strung out over dumb shit. I just....smile.
And I blame it all on multiple week orgasms.
There, I said it. Getting laid is making my day.

I would highly recommend it.

Not that we didn't get down and dirty before. It just wasn't nearly as often. It was just one of those things that we kept putting off because it's easy (like me, apparently) when your work day is too long (that's what she said), or you are too stressed out or life is just too hard (bazinga).

We stopped looking at it as a chore and just decided to make it a part of our life, as another thing we do during the week. Like showering or making dinner.

Just do it. And do it. And do it well.

And not just "pound out a quickie" sex. I'm talking actually pleasing each other. Making it longer than five minutes sex. Take time and make sure #yougetsyours and not just #himgettinghis, because we all know how easy it is for the men to get off.
It's YOU that matters.
So if your man isn't cutting it, go out and #treatyoself to a toy with some AA's.  And then hide that shit when you have company because you know people like to snoop.
Then you won't be such a frigid bitch all the time because you just slapped the sausage.
Or got slapped with it...either way.
Coitus is the key to anti-crazy eyes. Bite the bullet and bend over.

Tell him what to do, where to go....how you like it.
Be bold enough to take charge as needed.
Get what you need because I can guarantee you will a much happier person.

Make him happy too, though. Like I said, it's easy. Being naked usually does the trick, but sometimes it's nice to hop into a little outfit here and there, give him a little something different.

Confession: I HATE dressing up in those outfits. They are uncomfortable and restricting, but men are visual cavemen when it comes to that junk, so just deal with it every now and then. He will love you long time for it!

Everything post-sex has that warm, fuzzy Mayfair Instagram filter on it. Wouldn't you agree?

But to be honest, I don't really know if this honeymoon phase of relations will last forever, but it sure as hell is fun now. And it's getting colder out, and I'm cheap, so it helps keep things heated, if you catch my drift :wink:wink:

Your turn to confess: how often are you getting some? Do you think it makes a difference in your home, life, and attitude? Do you make sure to make it even or feel like it's always about  him?

Happy Hump Day loves! (No seriously, go get laid!)

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